Post by Cassette on Mar 7, 2011 19:48:42 GMT -5
Welcome to beautiful Hale'iwa, Hawaii, one of the most diverse cities in the US. We have beautiful shores, great surf...and a whole lot of organized crime. But that's okay, I'm sure you will enjoy your stay anyway...as long as you don't stray onto enemy turf.
There are plenty of places to shop in Hale'iwa. From surf shops, to shaved ice shops, to stores full of just anything you might need, we have them all. ...Just expect to see a member of the Asian House behind the counter.
The prestigious mayor of this town is Mr. Aurthur Kirkland, and his family runs the City Hall and Police station. However, they don't really seem to have as much power as the authorities do in most cities...
Ah, you were interested in going to the Red-Light District, were you? That's a part of our town we don't really like to discuss...you should talk to the French Family. They own the casino and some other...businesses.
We don't get many visitors to the Warehouse District. It may just be because there are only industrial stores and abandoned buildings there...but it's probably because no one likes to mess with the Germans.
Planning on surfing in Hale'iwa? Well, we're sure you'll be happy with our beautiful beaches and powerful waters. One of the people from the Mediterranean Family who lives on the Mid Shore will be glad to give you lessons (for a small price...).
If you feel like exploring the nature on our beautiful island, the city Nature Preserve is open to all citizens. This area as well as the Fishing Wharves and most of the other North Shore are home to most of our Nordic Population (and that one Peter kid).
Next to the Warehouse District is the Business District. The Romans who run most of these businesses are friendly enough, but no one is really sure how many of their companies make their money...
The Nordics run the North Shore, the Mediterraneans run the Mid Shore, but the more seedy South Shore is run by the Russian family. The Bay and the neighboring Cemetery are open to only the bravest of visitors. Generally though, if you don't mess with them, the Russian won't mess with you.
So welcome to our beautiful city~
Have fun, and don't get shot (our lawyers make us say that).